10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"