10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.