10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson