10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-