10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.