10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz