10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.