10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant