10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.