10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.