10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."