10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• It's Free To Fold...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.