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- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike