10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.