10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus