10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson