10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer