10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth