10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus