10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."