10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes