10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders