10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes