10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.