10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.