10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts