10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.