10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.