10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."