10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...