10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)