10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.