10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)