10 Random Poker Quotes

how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
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