10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."