10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."