10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson