10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --