10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."