10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003