10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.