10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.