10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus