10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it