10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.