10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel