10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.