10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is