10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.