10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."